Michael's Random Thoughts

In the Coke Commercials you only see glass bottles, when is the last time you saw even saw somewhere that sells coke in a glass bottle, let alone drank from a coke in a glass bottle? How much more refreshing does just the thought of a coke in a glass bottle sound than a can or plastic bottle?

Why is it when i ask as waitress for a “coca-cola classic” they look at me funny when that is what it is called on the menu?

Why is it in the bussines world a sub-par performence means you did a bad job when in the golf world, where the term originated from, you did a good job?

Why arn’t segways more main stream? i mean it totaly beats walking around when you can ride in your own personlly self balencing motorized chariot.

Why isn’t it when a black lab and a yellow lab mate, they produce a chocolate lab?

Why do we in American call people gathering for service a line? Everyone else in the world has it right, a queue.  It is such a better description for it. It was hard to define line without using it in the definition.  Me being a computer programmer it makes more sence calling it a queue.  I queue up all the time waiting for service but i just can’t break the habbit of standing in line.

Why arn’t there commercial submarines companys that transport people, kinda like busses?

Michael Vick recently got released by the Alanta Falcons. He is free to sign with any team. So if he signed with the Cleveland Browns would he be allowed to jump into the dawg pound after a touchdown?